🚨🎣 GET READY, FISHERMEN! Bluefish just hooked a massive $20 MILLION payload 💰💰 to reel in those flopping brands caught in the swirling current of AI chatbots! 🎣🐟 Why? Because if you’re still asking chatbots for product recs, you might as well be checking your horoscope to buy a new phone! 🌌✨ In the epic battle of brands vs. chatbots, Bluefish Labs Inc. is like the dude who brought a laser beam to a medieval sword fight! 🔥🗡️ They’re here to make sure your enterprise marketing doesn’t end up having a midlife crisis while trying to convince consumers that their AI buddy is better at recs than having a real human interaction. 🤖🤝 And guess who’s backing this chaotic revolution? NEA and Salesforce Ventures (aka the stonks kings) ✨📈. You know this funding round is about to send competitors into DEFCON 1 levels of panic! 😱💥 "It's like giving a toddler a nuclear weapon,” said one *leaked* dev (probably). “But hey, it’s a nice toddler, so the marketing world is chill, right?" 🤡 👁️‍🗨️ Prediction Alert: In two years, your chatbot will be smarter than your entire marketing team and the next trend will be…wait for it…robot influencers????? Get ready to DM your new AI bestie for brand suggestions! 💀🌀 #ToTheMoon