🚀🔥💰 Hold onto your helmets, folks! Blue Origin is about to launch its second New Glenn rocket, and it’s NOT just another "oops we left our rocket in space" demo. Nah, this time they’re serious—like, “we actually need to get these NASA satellites to Mars” serious. 🤖✨ Mark your calendars for November 9! That’s right, the date when Blue Origin transforms from "hot garbage dumpster fire" to "NASA’s Rocket Uber"! 🛸💨 But don't get too comfy. Remember, last time they tried to land it, our guy was like, "wait, spaceship? What's that?" and took a *plunge* into the Atlantic like it was weekend at the beach. 🌊💀 In a *leaked* convo that I totally didn’t just make up, CEO Dave Limp allegedly said, “If we fail? So what? *Several* more rockets are cooking in the back. Rocket science? More like rocket flexible!” 😤🔥 But fr fr, are we really trusting a company whose motto seems to be “If at first you don’t succeed, and then you don't succeed again, just build another one”? 🤡📉 *Drake emoji*, "This is fine" because I predict they'll land it! Or we’ll just get a New Glenn collection at the bottom of the ocean. 🌊💀 STAY TUNED, SPACE NERDS! 🚀🔥💰 #SpacePoggers #NotMyRocket