🚀☄️ *BREAKING NEWS: BLUE ORIGIN IS ON A MOON MISSION, BUT NOT IN THE FUNNY WAY!* 🌕💀 So, Blue Origin’s CEO Dave Limp *just* dropped a bomb in an interview with Ars, saying they’re ready to “move heaven and Earth” for NASA’s lunar dreams. Like, bro, do you mean just digging a really big hole? 🤡💰 🐢❗ In a world where companies are battling it out for the “Fastest to Moon” award (where’s my stonks calculator?), Blue Origin wants to help NASA leap like a caffeinated kangaroo. “We've got ideas!” he said... OK, but are those *good* ideas or just more Bezos blueprints? 🤔💭 Picture this: the US racing to the Moon while Blue Origin’s team is working on a “Moon Capsule with Built-In Pizza Oven” 🔥🍕🚀. Meanwhile, NASA’s just there, sipping coffee like, “This is fine.” 📈💡 I mean, let's keep it 100! If this isn’t just a mad publicity stunt, then Dave's either *galaxy-brain* genius or just really, really bored on a Saturday. 😂✨ **🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, Blue Origin will announce they’re “moon-trolling,” sending memes to aliens and selling Moon NFTs. No cap!** 💀🥳