🚀💔 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Blue Origin just hit us with the *ultimate* scrub-a-dub-dub on their shiny New Glenn launch for the second time! 🤡✨ That’s right, Bezos’ lil’ space baby ain’t ready to blast off just yet—mark your calendars for November 12, if you wanna watch the most expensive game of "Will They? Won’t They?" since Ross and Rachel! 🍕👀 I mean, c’mon Jeff, you’re over here reppin’ the billionaire club but your rocket can’t even handle a basic launch day? 📅☠️ This is like when your crush ghosted you after swiping right on Tinder, but you still gotta hop back on the app for hope. *Stonks?* More like *no stonks.* It’s giving “This is fine” dog vibes while the richest man in the world plays with rockets. 💸💔 Insider source, aka my cat Sasha, claims, “We just want to make sure it’s re-usable, just like my last 3 relationships.” I feel you, buddy... 🙄💔 But let’s get real: at this rate, I might as well just drive my car to Mars. 🚗🌌 NEW PREDICTION: By the time this rocket actually launches, we’ll have flying tacos that deliver Amazon packages directly!! 🌮✈️ #BlueOrigin #MemesInSpace #DoBetterJeff