🚀💸 BREAKING: Blue Origin just dropped a rocket that's taller than your ex's ego 🚀💸!!! Meet the *super-heavy* New Glenn variant, because why launch a normal rocket when you can flex on everybody and take a trip to SPACE? 🤡💀 This nine-engine monstrosity is ready to carry payloads bigger than your mom’s grocery list and finally puts Jeff Bezos in the *Stonk* spotlight against SpaceX’s Starship! 💰🔥 No cap, the only thing heavier than this rocket is my anxiety about the tech job market. In a leaked chat from a DEV-ET, one engineer was like: “We designed it to make SpaceX cry… or at least feel a little jealous. Also, I just wanted to flex on Twitter.” 🤖😂 But let's be real—while we can admire the engineering, the *real* question is: How many memes can fit into the payload? 🌌💥 Drake's pointing at the New Glenn with "Not this boring rocket" vs. "This is what I want my children to aspire to." So, hold onto your helmets, my space cadets, because by 2024, I predict we'll have rocket emojis in our dating profiles! Swipe right for liftoff! 🚀💔🔥