💤✨ Breaking News: Bloomfilter Goes Full AI Mode! 🚀🤖 So, like, listen up fam! Bloomfilter Inc., which honestly sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat character, is out here trying to jazz up the software dev game with some next-level agentic AI wizardry! 😱💥 They’ve buddy-up’d with Celonis SE (no, that’s not a new energy drink) to sprinkle some AI fairy dust on those crusty old workflows. Like, c’mon, Schaeffler AG, do the bearings really need an AI sidekick? 🤡💰 Now, Bloomfilter’s only THREE years old. You know what else was born three years ago? That *super iconic* "this is fine" dog meme. 🔥🐶 The tech industry is evolving faster than my emotional maturity at 3 AM *COUGH* and these guys are trying to skate by on business solutions that sound like they were pulled straight from a Buzzfeed quiz. “Bro, just make the code less cringe, fr fr 🤦‍♂️,” says an imaginary dev over coffee, clearly seething at the thought of AI taking all the glory. 😂💀 But hold up: in the future, we might just have AI coding our TikTok dance moves. Imagine a world where your robot bestie writes your entire software while you vibe to the latest trends! I predict that in ten years, we’ll all be replaced by an AI that only communicates in memes. Prepare the stonks! 🚀📈 👉🔥 So, what are we waiting for? Let's get this chaos rolling! 💃✨