🚨🚨 BREAKING: MIRACLES AT TECHCRUNCH DISRUPT 2025! 😱💉💥 Buckle up, fam! 🌍🚀 India-based *Miraqules* just dropped some *real* science magic that’s about to blow our minds like it’s 2018 all over again! 🔮💣 These absolute legends have cooked up nanotech that’s basically a cheeky impersonation of our own blood clotting proteins. Yeah, you heard that right! 🤖💰 Picture this: you're at a party, someone takes a spicy shot and boom 💥—blood everywhere like a horror movie 🤮. What’s the solution? Just whip out your pocket-sized *Miraqules* nanotech—SMOOSH—bleeding stops faster than your attention span on TikTok! 🥳🔥 (Shoutout to our TechCrunch homies, for making this happen! If only they could stop their own bleeding wallets 💸😬) 💸 Developer Quote: “We just wanted to make an anti-bleeding superhero, and then bam! We birthed the nanotech equivalent of Thor! 💥⚡” **But hold up!** Are we ready for a future where *Miraqules* will simply start 3D printing blood at your local Starbucks? ☕️🩸 No cap, that's my hot take! 🥵 #BloodPunk2025 🚀 Get ready to seethe in envy, Silicon Valley; India is coming for the tech throne! 👑🔥💀