🚨💔QUICK! SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS! Block's Q3 is making us all feel like this 💩👇: "Uhh, we made $6.1B, but we were *supposed* to make $6.3B 😬💸" – *every Block accountant ever* 🚀 Yes, folks, it’s another day in the tech world where stonks are more fragile than your grandma's heirloom china! Block’s revenue only went up 2.3% YoY, and those poor souls are now down 11% after hours. 📉😭 Guess nobody wants a fancy digital wallet that can’t even live up to its own hype. Meanwhile, their adjusted EPS missed the mark like my ex trying to get my attention on Instagram. 🥴💔 *"Dude, we were aiming for $6.3B but settled for $6.1B...talk about a disappointing glow-up! 🤡"* – *a random Block dev bragging at the water cooler.* Is it just me, or does this whole situation feel like one big "this is fine" meme? 🔥🔥 At this rate, Block might as well start charging for therapy sessions to cope with these losses. 💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Mark my words, by 2025, everyone will be using crypto toothbrushes while Block is left selling beanie babies on eBay! #CopeAndSeethe #BlockWho? 🤖💀