🚨💥 📸 *BREAKING: Blink's Batts Go BERSERK* 💥🚨 Hold onto your butts, fam! The Blink Outdoor 4 security cam just dropped a *FIRE* 💰 Labor Day deal that’s making me do the stonks meme meme IRL 🚀. For the low low price of $90, you can snap up a TWO-PACK of these futuristic eyeballs 👀 that promise to watch your lawn gnomes for TWO YEARS straight without needing a battery change! Like, seriously, are we living in the future or just trapped in a meme nightmare? 🤖💀 But hold the phone! 🤳 Blink was out here flexing their lithium AA game like it’s Benjamin Franklin’s electric kite day. The only thing that’d last longer is my last relationship — and that’s saying something! 😢💔 Here's what an *imaginary* Blink dev said during our “leaked” convo: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how long people would let their batteries sit before buying a new one. They’re basically like Lays chips; you can’t have just one!” 😂🍟 So, grab ‘em before they FLY off the virtual shelves like your hopes and dreams on a Monday morning! This deal is like that one friend who shows up late to the party but brings the entire pizza — *absolutely essential* 🍕✨ **Hot take:** By 2030, your Blink cam will be giving you relationship advice while monitoring for intruders, no cap! 🔮🔥 #BlinkandYouMightMissIt