🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS for you cyber sleuths & meme lords out there!* 💥🚨 🍅 “Blind Eagle” 👁️🦅 is back on the streets, and guess what? This dude's not just *winging* it! No cap, he’s using that shady Russian hosting service, Proton66, like a kid who just discovered the "buy 1 get 1 free" deal at the local pizza joint! 🍕🔥 According to Trustwave SpiderLabs (that’s right, not just your aunt's Facebook group) 🚔, *this high-flying hacker* is pilfering goodies from Colombian banks using some wizard-level VBS scripts that look like they were coded in a dark basement somewhere. 🧙‍♂️💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Man, this guy is just one step away from using a potato as a server. How is he STILL getting away with this?” - Anonymous Tech Guy, probably. 🤡 So while the banks are like "this is fine" 🔥🐶, the hackers are stacking 💰 like they’re at a Black Friday sale. 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be exchanging bank details for crypto-hyper-crypto-meme tokens. Y’all better be ready for Blind Eagle NFTs where he answers your banking questions!! 🤖💸 *TL;DR*: If you're not keeping an eye on Proton66, are you even in the game? 👀🚀💎