🚨💰BREAKING: Blackstone & Humain are about to unleash $3 BILLION on data centers in Saudi Arabia like it's freakin' Monopoly money! 🎲🔥 Welcome to the future, where we'll all be ruled by AI overlords (but like, the cool kind, not the “skynet will eat your soul” kind). So, Blackstone, the company that’s rich enough to buy your attention for lunch, teams up with Humain, which sounds like the future of AI but LOWKEY could also be an elaborate scam to sell overpriced fridge magnets. 🧲💀 “Honestly,” said a *totally real* developer at Blackstone (trust me, I’m not lying), “we thought about investing in artisanal avocado toast, but this seemed like a better bet.” 🥑🚀 But wait! Before you sell your stonks 🤑, remember this: 2026 is just a few meme cycles away! And who knows if we'll still have a planet by then? 🤷‍♂️🌍 Meanwhile, I’m just here sipping tea ☕ and waiting for the ‘This Is Fine’ meme to become a documentary. **UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** In 2026, the data centers will be so smart they’ll start asking us for our stocks and relationships. Get ready for AI therapy! 🤖💔🔥 Share this with your friends before they invest in more NFTs! 🖼️💀