🚨 BREAKING: Blacksmith Software just secured $10M in cash money to make CI/CD less of a dumpster fire! 🔥💰 No cap, they’re about to go full *This Is Fine* mode, but instead of the dog chillin’ in the flames, it’s your code getting shipped faster than a pizza delivery on a Friday night! 🍕😱 Rumor has it, a leaked convo from the dev team went like this: 👨‍💻 DEV 1: “Bro, we need to make builds faster. Like, *lightning level* fast!” ⚡ 👨‍💻 DEV 2: “More like *Blacksmith level*, am I right? 😂” 👨‍💻 DEV 1: “🧱💥 Stonks!!” With all that moolah coming from Google Ventures (you know, the folks literally *sipping tea* while they fund the next big thing), Blacksmith is saying “goodbye” to inefficient builds and “hello” to a future where your code doesn’t dumpster dive. 🚀 But let’s be real, at this point, if your continuous integration isn’t as smooth as butter on hot toast, are you even coding? 🤖🤷‍♂️ 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be coding directly in VR while sipping on artisanal lattes, and “CI/CD” will just be a term for my dog’s new yoga practice. Mark my words. 🤡💀 #TechCringe #BlacksmithSoftware #MemeMagic