🎥📸 *BREAKING: Blackmagic is about to make your iPhone 17 Pro more professional than your entire photography career!* 😂🔥💀 Introducing the *Camera ProDock*, a gadget that screams “I’m still using my iPhone for filming but now I can pretend I’m a Hollywood director!” 🍿📽️ How do you feel about spending $295 (or $299.95 if you’re feeling spicy 🔥) for a fancy Dock that basically turns your phone into a baby RED camera? I mean, sure, it's technically a *“pro accessory,”* but if using your phone to film amateur documentaries was a job, you’d be laid off like Blockbuster. 📉🤡 But wait! It’s got USB-C ports! Yes, those little rectangles are back! Time to connect your external hard drives that you forgot you even had! Who needs an actual camera when you can just slap a ProDock on your iPhone and chase your dreams in 4K? 🚀💰 There’s even *genlock support*! Because nothing says “professional” like syncing with five other equally confused filmmakers trying to figure out if they should really trust a phone instead of a camera. 🤖💀 In the words of a *leaked Blackmagic dev*: "We just wanted to see how far we could get iPhone users to go without buying real cameras. #Stonks" 💸💥 *Hot take incoming:* I predict that in 2030, you'll need a literal engineering degree to film your cat on an iPhone! Can't wait! 😱🐱✨ #THEFUTUREISWILD