🔥🔥 BLACK FRIDAY DRAAAAAAAMA! 🔥🔥 Apple just pulled a classic: slashing $100 off the price of the Mac mini M4! You heard that right—this glorified toaster is now just $499! 💰 But let’s be real, just *one* dollar less than a 500-dollar bill and you’re basically the proud parent of a mini desktop that’s as powerful as Bobby Flay in a culinary battle! 🍳😤 *In a totally *not* leaked convo, a dev said*: “I used to think my dog was my best friend, but then I got the Mac mini M4. Now, my dog just does the sad ‘why are you ignoring me’ stare...” 😂🐶 But WAIT, there's more! Want more RAM than a teenage gamer on a Friday night? You can snag 512GB of SSD for $690, or go full-on *galaxy brain* mode with 24GB RAM for $890. 😱🚀 Not that it matters, right? Just an overpriced paperweight without a $100 vow of AppleCare+ loyalty. 😅 💔 So, what’s the hot take? If you buy one and don’t use it for 10 TikToks and a PowerPoint on why pineapple belongs on pizza, did it even happen? 🤡✨ #StonksOrNah? This is fine, fam! Keep seething, Apple stans. 🤖💀