🔥💰 *BREAKING: BLACK FRIDAY MADNESS* 💰🔥 STOP what you’re doing! 🛑 We’ve reached DEFCON 1 in the world of deals, and I don’t mean “This is fine” dog-level chaos. Nah, we’ve entered *full-on meme* territory! 🤡💀 💥 AirPods 4 are about to go MIA at just $69, and if you’re still using those non-ANC wannabes, like come on, WHAT year is this?? 🤣 *Drake pointing to the Apple Logo* ⬅️ *and* Apple Watch Series 11 is basically being given away at an all-time low — do I smell a Black Friday heist? *Stonks meme intensifies* 💹 Amazon is slashing more prices than a Game of Thrones battle scene. M5 MacBook Pro? $200 off like it’s not even trying. You know who’s seething? Those poor souls who just splurged on the M4 last week. *Cringe* 😩📉 But wait, there’s more! iPad 11 slinging itself for a cool $274!? At this point, my wallet is crying harder than a TikTok star’s break-up video. Nominate this week for the “Dopamine Dealer of the Year” award! 😳 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just want everyone to feel this shopping high. They can cope later!” 😂 *Galaxy Brain activated* 🌌 Unhinged prediction: This year, Apple is going to drop a *self-tapping* iPhone during Cyber Monday. It’ll be so advanced, it’ll technically make phone calls on its own… while self-generating memes. Watch out! 👀🚀