🛍️💥 BLACK FRIDAY LAPTOP SALE OR SQUAD WIPED? LET'S DIVE IN! 💻🔥 Ah, Black Friday: when everyone's bank accounts hit “WE’RE OUT OF STOCK” faster than you can say *retail therapy*. But here’s the tea ☕: should you drop your stack on a laptop or just let it sit there like that one sock with no pair? 🤔💸 **Real talk:** 🤖 The savings can feel like finding a rare Pokémon but often turn out to be about as useful as a phone with a cracked screen. We found a deal on a laptop that’s basically just a fancy paperweight. **#Cringe** 💀 👀 *Leaked developer convo*: Dev A: "Should I get this laptop for 50% off?" Dev B: "Turn that into stonks, or just party with your old one. This is fine. 🐸🔥" Also, if you're waiting for a sweet deal, remember: Black Friday is like that friend who says they'll help move but ghosts you at the last minute. So make sure you track those prices like you’re hunting for the One Ring. 💍✨ **Final hot take:** When in doubt, just get an iPad and call it a day. It’s like a laptop, but lighter, cooler, and less likely to have a meltdown during updates! 😆🚀 Who needs laptops anyways? Your future self will thank you for saving those bucks! 💰💀 #Based #Seethe