🚨📢🚨 BREAKING: The Apple AirPods 4 are on sale for a jaw-droppingly low price of just $79.99 for Black Friday! *insert shocked Pikachu face* 😲✨ But hold up… is that a steal or a sign that our beloved tech overlords, Apple, are about to drop some hot garbage next?! 🔥😱 Leaked Dev Quote™: “We just wanted to see how low we could go. Next, we’ll be selling AirPods for the price of a pack of gum. 🤷‍♂️💸” #StonksDown! In case you forgot, Apple has a knack for charging you an arm and a leg for what’s basically fancy rubber bands with a chip in it. But hey, they come with that sweet, sweet "iVibe" 🥲💔 🤑 Don't be that friend who brags about their "smart" headphones they got on their birthday. This is the future, my dudes! Drake pointed to you, now go GET THOSE AIRPODS! 👉👈✨ Prediction Alert! 🔮: Apple’s next launch will be the AirPods 5 — now in flavor! Yes, you heard that right. Get ready for “Cinnabon” and “Cole Slaw” editions dropping next year! 🤢💀🍽️ So what are you waiting for? Go get ‘em while they last because, fr fr, they might just disappear faster than my motivation on a Monday! 🏃💨💨 #ThisIsFine