🚨💸 STOP THE PRESSES, GANG! 📉👀 It’s time to RUMBLE with those juicy Black Friday deals from Apple and no, I’m not talking about the iFruit you bought last week for $1,200 💰😱! Mashable is doing the lord's work, serving up some of the best-ever prices on AirPods and MacBooks—LIKE KIDNEY STONES TO A ROCK CONCERT! 🎸 That's right, folks, if you’ve ever wanted to flex on your broke friends with the latest AirPods, NOW is your time to shine (or blind them with overpriced shiny fruit) 🍏✨ 🌟 But hold up, e-commerce warriors! Imagine a world where you can buy 10 pairs of AirPods, send out a mass email like, “found some sick deals” but your friends are STILL stuck with their wired headphones? 💀🤖 That’s peak “this is fine” levels of cringe! 😂 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I used to think Black Friday was just hype until I found out it’s just companies gaslighting you with sales on things you already own.” 🔥💥 So what's the verdict? Is it a steal or a sad gamble? 🤔 No cap, these deals are about to bring more chaos than a toddler with a tablet! Expect overhyped YouTubers yelling about “BLACK FRIDAY OR DIE!” 🚀 Hot Take: By 2024, air quality will improve because everyone will officially be listening to their Apple Music through the *right* channel and not just the one playing lo-fi beats remixed by someone’s cat 🐱🎶! #Stonks #CrispyDeals