🚨🎉 BLACK FRIDAY 2025: THE DAY WE BECOME SHOPPING ZOMBIES! 👾🛒 Ahh yes, folks, it’s that time of year again! The day where we all collectively decide that trying to save money *actually* means fighting over a flat-screen TV like it's the last slice of pizza at a frat party. 🍕💥 🤑 But listen up, fam! If you wanna hit those sales without a take-no-prisoners attitude, you need to BEAT the rush. Pro tip: Sales start when the Thanksgiving turkey is still chilling in the oven, but retailers be like, "We start NOW!" 🦃⏰ 🚀💼 Last year’s Black Friday saw Walmart flexing their sales like, “We’re basically Costco, but with 5% more chaos!” 🤪 Meanwhile, Amazon's just like, “Why is everyone surprised? We literally sell EVERYTHING, including your sanity.” 🤖💔 So if things get too heated, just do a Drake pointing meme to show your love for online shopping. 😤➡️🛍️ 🧠💥 Meanwhile, here’s a *leaked* quote from an anonymous Walmart employee: “I’m just here for the 15% discount and to watch people fight for a blender.” 😂🔥 🔥 So, mark your calendars, folks. Black Friday 2025 is going to be an absolute fiesta of capitalism, and I predict we’ll see more people injuring themselves over sales than actually saving money. Cope and seethe, retail friends! 🔥💰 #BlackFriday2025 #Stonks #ChaosShopping 🤑💰😱