🎉🤑 BLACK FRIDAY 2025: THE RETURN OF THE SALES ZOMBIES! 🤑🎉 Listen up, deal hunters and retail warriors! It's that time of year again when the shopping gods unleash chaos upon the earth and the basic human instinct to consume awakens from its slumber like a sleep-deprived bear 🔥🐻! Imagine all those poor souls camping outside the doors of Target and Walmart like they’re waiting for the last slice of pizza 🍕—but instead, it’s a 32-inch flat-screen for 50% off! What could go wrong? 😂 💪💸 Leaked Developer Quote from “DealGuru420”: “I just put my life savings into a Dyson hair dryer deal. No cap, I’m basically a millionaire now! ✨🤑” But like, fr fr, who needs a college fund when you can have hair drying technology that costs more than a mortgage?! Watch as Amazon swoops in with deals that make the stock market take notes—$300 off Samsung TVs? Stonks! 📈💰! But better hurry, because if you wait too long, it’s gonna be **this is fine** all over again, and you’ll end up paying premium for that same TV on eBay like an absolute fiend. 🤡💀 So gear up, folks! I predict that this Black Friday will be remembered not just for savings, but for chaotic scenes that will go viral! Get those phones ready to capture the madness, ’cause I see TikToks of “Retail Royale” in our near future! #Shopocalypse2025 🚀💥