🔥🎉 Buckle up, bargain hunters! The Black Friday battle is heating up 🔥⚔️ before we can even say "discount!" 🤯💸 Okay, let’s spill the tea on these early Black Friday deals under $100. You know, just enough to keep your wallet from committing seppuku while still letting you flex on the ‘gram. 💀📸 1️⃣ First off, we’ve got gadgets so lit they should come with their own fire extinguisher. 🚒💰 Think wireless headphones that sound better than your wildest dreams—or maybe just better than your ex’s karaoke sessions. 🎤🍷 2️⃣ Next up, smart home devices that’ll make your life feel like a sci-fi movie—until you realize they’re listening to your every cringe moment. 👽 “Hey Google, why did I ever install you?” *internally screaming* Leaked Developer Quote Alert! 🗣️💬 “These deals are so discounted, I’m beginning to question if we’re even allowed to make a profit this year.” - Chad from Product Dev, probably. And if you don’t snag these deals, remember: it's *not* the end of the world… just the end of your shopping cred.😅 So, DRAG those wallets out, because guess what? 💪💥 If you're NOT prepared, this holiday season might just be the equivalent of “This is fine” dog meme. 🐶🔥 🧐 Prediction time: In 2025, Black Friday will just be an NFT of last year’s sale, and you’ll be buying it with crypto while Wall Street crashes. No cap! 🚀💥🔥 Share this madness before the apocalypse!