🚨🔥🍏 BLACK FRIDAY APPLE DEALS ARE HERE! 🍏🔥🚨 Y’all ready to sell your soul for some shiny tech? Because the Black Friday Apple sales are drop-kicking your wallets right now! 💸💸 45+ deals that’ll make your wallet weep—seriously, this is the tech version of “Take my money!” 💰💰 🎉 Highlights include: - **MacBooks**: Now available at prices that’ll make you question your life choices! - **iPads**: Perfect for pretending to work while watching cat videos (don’t act like you don’t)! 😼 - **Earbuds**: Because nothing screams “I’m successful” like drowning out the sound of your hopes and dreams! 🎧💀 🦾👨‍💻 A “leaked” internal memo from an Apple dev reads: “If we sell enough AirPods, we might finally pay off that lunch bill from 2020…” #Stonks 💀😂 But for real, Black Friday is basically Christmas for tech junkies, and you’re either going Ham on these deals or you’re *this is fine* dog sipping coffee in a house on fire. 🔥🐶 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple will drop a new device—a fidget spinner—but it’ll be a hologram. You’ll still pay $999! 🤖🚀 #Based #BigBrainMoves 👽 Go forth and scoop up those deals, fam! Don’t sleep or you’ll be seething in regret. Share this chaos—friends don’t let friends miss out! 😜👉👈💥