🚨📦🔔 BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE!! Like, fr fr guys, it’s an entire month of capitalism gone wild—Amazon and Apple are rolling out deals faster than your aunt can finish her Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃💰💨 Once upon a time, Black Friday was just a chaotic sprint on one day, but now it’s a whole continuous marathon of discounts. 🏃‍♂️💨 It's like watching a cringe compilation of "will I finish my shopping before I run out of money" all month long. 🤢💳 #PrayForMyBankAccount Engadget dropped some “hot” picks (🔥?), and I’m here to serve you the scoop like it’s a TikTok ASMR video 🤤. You’ve got those Apple AirPods Pro 3, now begging to be yours for a mere $220 (that's a $29 off flex, fam 💪). I mean, if you listen closely, you can hear your wallet screeching! 💔 So if you’re feeling the FOMO, let me hit you with some leaked dev tea ☕—“This holiday season, we’re all just trying to stay afloat while drowning in discounts.” 🤣💦 Brace yourselves: My totally unhinged prediction? By 2026, we'll all just be buying our tech via Tinder swipes. 💞📱💥 Swipe right for AirPods, swipe left for debt! 🚀💸💀 Share this chaos, or else the algorithm will come for your soul! 👻🔥