🚀💰 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! Bitrue just dropped a glow-up that even your grandma’s filter can’t compete with! 🤖✨ They’ve decided it’s finally time to put the “smart” in “smart trading” by throwing AI like GPT-5, Claude, and whatever Gemini is 😱 into their copy-trading service! Like, if your trading strategy has been to "hold and pray"—now you can let AI do the heavy lifting! 🧠💤 Imagine this: you’re at your keyboard, eating snacks 🍟 and playing “give me all your stonks” as you watch your crypto portfolio fluctuate more than your love life... AND NOW, you can have an AI ghostwriter trading for you! 💀💸 “Bro, can I get a scripted buy and sell on Dogecoin WHILE I’m scrolling TikTok?” 🤯 One leaked Bitrue developer was like, “We figured out if we throw some AI at these market trends, we can convince people we’re basically the Elon Musk of trading!” 🔥 They’re practically begging for a meme war with that level of confidence. So, buckle up! This **hot take**: AI in trading will either make you richer than Jeff Bezos or leave you in a “this is fine” meme while your bank account goes 💀. Copium level: MAX. Share this with your buddies before they blow their next paycheck on meme coins! 🎉📈💀