🚨🌐 BREAKING: BitGo just dropped an S-1 that’s spicier than your grandma’s hot sauce 🔥🔥— and guess what? They made a net income of $12.6M on a whopping $4.19B revenue in H1 2025! 😱💰 But hold your stonks! Last year they were flexin' with $30.9M off just $1.12B. Coincidence? I think NOT! 👀🤡 In the world of crypto, BitGo went from “I’m rich, baby!” to “This is fine” in the blink of an eye. What’s the secret sauce here? 🤔 Maybe their accountant got a “just kidding” tattoo? 😂💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought launching a crypto bank would be like opening a lemonade stand... but now we're drowning in red ink 🌊💔.” BitGo is filing for an IPO, which is like saying, “Hey investors, check out my mixtape!” And let’s be real, nobody cares about your playlist unless Drake's involved. So, hold onto your digital wallets, fam! 🤖 I predict we’ll see NFTs of our favorite moments from BitGo’s downfall—no cap! 🚀💀 Get ready to meme it up!