🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS IN THE CRYPTO CIRCUS!!! 🎪💰 Hold the phone, fam! Bitcoin Jesus aka Roger Ver is trying to trade his way out of a spicy lil' $48 MILLION tax fraud case with the U.S. DOJ! I guess even the messiah can’t avoid the IRS, huh? 😂🙏💀 #TaxSeasonIsComing In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud, Roger's like, “What if I just toss you some cash to make this whole tax thing go away?” 🎭🔄 Just like Drake, he’s pointing at that money because, ya know, it’s all about the *stonks*—even if it’s from the clutches of Uncle Sam! 📈💩 And oh, the Trump administration decides to hit the snooze button on crypto enforcement. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 If you thought tax evasion was just for that one friend living in their parents’ basement, think again! In a leaked convo, Ver’s team reportedly said, “We don’t do taxes; we do *crypto* bro!” 💀🤖 Meanwhile, I can't help but wonder: what’s next? A GoFundMe for tax evasion?? 🤡💸 🔥🔥Prediction Time: By 2025, the IRS will only accept tax payments in Dogecoin and you'll need a TikTok to explain your deductions. Don’t @ me! 🤯🚀