🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Bitcoin's LTH (Long-Term Holder, but like, aren't we all just long-term losers? 😭) Data is more mixed than your ex's signals! 💔💰 So imagine this: Bitcoin's OGs are stacking coins like they're about to play a game of Monopoly, but wait! 🚫💵 A key metric called SOPR (the Spent Output Profit Ratio, or should we just call it “Sorry, Our Profit Really?!?!”) is crashing harder than your dreams of becoming a crypto millionaire. We're talking a down-and-out 0.979 for five STRAIGHT DAYS! I mean, is this crypto or my WiFi connection at 2 AM? 🤡💀 Our buddy Axel Adler Jr. just spilled the tea 💧 on this hot mess, saying that while the LTH squad has leveled up from 5.26 million BTC in January to a whopping 8.32 million BTC, it’s like getting all those coins but still crying in the corner because you bought at ATH (All-Time High😩🙃). So in other words, the chart is looking like my love life – rising supply but falling profits. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥 Get ready, fam: In 2024, all Bitcoin long-term holders will be transformed into luxury NFT chair enthusiasts and forever moan about their “lost gains” at the nearest coffee shop. 📉💸 #Stonks? More like #Stinks. 🚀💩