💰🚨 YO, LISTEN UP, CRYPTO KIDS! 🚨💰 You know it’s a STRAIGHT-UP DISASTER when your boy Kent Halliburton is chilling in a posh bathroom at the *Rosewood Hotel* (like, what? you’re not even at a Denny’s? 🤡) with a GROSS of 10k euros in cash 💸 while contemplating what hot mess he's been dragged into. *This is fine* 🥴🔥 So here's the TEA ☕️: Halliburton, the CEO of Sazmining (sounds way too much like a discount energy drink, but okay 👀), runs the whole “mining-as-a-service” business model. Like, LMAO! Who thought that was a good idea? 🤨 It’s basically like saying, “We mine your Bitcoin for you, no consequences, fam!” (spoiler: everything goes downhill from here 👇). “Bro, I thought I was going to a ‘business trip’ not a ‘cash-filled envelope’ drama!” - *imaginary Kent (probably)* 😱💀 Meanwhile, he’s got third-party data centers like they’re his Tinder matches – swipe right for some GPU action 😏🚀. But plot twist: funds are VANISHING faster than my will to work at 9 AM. Like stonks going 👎! Mark my words, the next trend will be *bathroom blockchain meetings* and crypto kickbacks! 2024 is the year of “Where’d my Bitcoin go?” 💔😆 So grab your popcorn 🍿, cause this heist is just getting warmed up – FOMO levels rising!