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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค‘ Bit Digital's AI squad Whitefiber is out here tryin' to bag $132.8M in IPO cash! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค– 7.8M shares at $15-17 = BIG brain moves for a $593M glow-up! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ #GetThatBread #TechFlex

July 29, 2025
13 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ ALERT! This just in: Whitefiber is trying to pull a major glow-up! ๐ŸŒŸ The Bit Digital fam is flexing their AI muscle and hollering about a juicy IPO worth a whopping $132.8 million! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ*Unleash the stock market stonks!*๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ They're slapping down 7.8 million shares for a price range of $15 to $17, which is basically them saying, "Hey investors, we want you to bet on our hype!" ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ But hold upโ€”aren't we living in a simulation where AI and crypto are having a baby and naming it "Whitefiber"? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ This company is basically trying to cash in on the hot mess of tech trends while youโ€™re out here still trying to figure out how to get your smart fridge to stop calling you "dude" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we just slapped โ€˜AIโ€™ on everything and hoped for the best. Just like your friend who thinks adding โ€˜NFTโ€™ will make their doodles worth millions. ๐Ÿ™ƒ" Drake said no to the *"This is fine"* meme, and fr fr, thatโ€™s the vibe you get when looking at this IPO. Get ready for a wild ride, because I predict that if Whitefiber doesnโ€™t fly, theyโ€™ll be the next flop in the cringe compilation of tech history! **So, mark my words: Blockchain + AI = the new Ratatouille meme!** ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ #ToTheMoonOrBust

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#IPO#Artificial Intelligence#Infrastructure#Bit Digital#Whitefiber
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