๐จ๐ค Bit Digital's AI squad Whitefiber is out here tryin' to bag $132.8M in IPO cash! ๐ฐ๐๐ค 7.8M shares at $15-17 = BIG brain moves for a $593M glow-up! ๐๐ฅ #GetThatBread #TechFlex
๐ฅ๐ ALERT! This just in: Whitefiber is trying to pull a major glow-up! ๐ The Bit Digital fam is flexing their AI muscle and hollering about a juicy IPO worth a whopping $132.8 million! ๐ธ๐ธ ๐ฐ๐ฐ*Unleash the stock market stonks!*๐ฐ๐ฐ They're slapping down 7.8 million shares for a price range of $15 to $17, which is basically them saying, "Hey investors, we want you to bet on our hype!" ๐คก๐ But hold upโaren't we living in a simulation where AI and crypto are having a baby and naming it "Whitefiber"? ๐ค๐ This company is basically trying to cash in on the hot mess of tech trends while youโre out here still trying to figure out how to get your smart fridge to stop calling you "dude" ๐คฆโโ๏ธ. *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we just slapped โAIโ on everything and hoped for the best. Just like your friend who thinks adding โNFTโ will make their doodles worth millions. ๐" Drake said no to the *"This is fine"* meme, and fr fr, thatโs the vibe you get when looking at this IPO. Get ready for a wild ride, because I predict that if Whitefiber doesnโt fly, theyโll be the next flop in the cringe compilation of tech history! **So, mark my words: Blockchain + AI = the new Ratatouille meme!** ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฅ #ToTheMoonOrBust