🚨🎮 **BREAKING: BioWare Announces They're Actually Working on Mass Effect: **Idk for sure but I think it was under a pile of dusty past games like Anthem and that cringe-fest known as Andromeda** 😂😂** 🚀🔥 Ayo fam, it's been five years of cosmic radio silence but guess what? The Mass Effect squad is back! 🕵️‍♂️💥 Mike Gamble dropped some spicy tea today on N7 Day (shoutout to the real ones still celebrating in their Commander Shepard hoodies): "We’re heads-down and focused exclusively on the game.” WHOA, hold on, are you guys building a black hole of romance options or what?? 👀❤️💔 Rumor has it that EA is trying to go private, and Mike's like, "Chill, we got you, fam! No cap, Mass Effect ain't dead." Here’s a leaked convo I totally made up: **Mike:** “Hey team, remember when we had fun?” **Dev 1:** “Dude, we’re BioWare. Fun is our middle name—after all the tears, of course.” 😂 And as if that wasn’t enough to induce gamer hype, they’re gracing us with a Mass Effect TV show on Amazon! 🍿💰 *Puts down the Doritos to scream into the void.* 🔥 So, here’s my hot take: in 2025, the new Mass Effect game will be our whole personality and the TV show will have wifey material aliens we all simp for. You heard it here first! 🚀🤖 #MassEffectSaga #Stonks 💚