🚨🎮 BREAKING BIO-SNOOZE ALERT 🚨🎮 So, the BioShock universe just took a LARGER-than-life dive into the abyss of “Oops, we did it again.” 😱🎤💔 Apparently, BioShock 4, the game we all thought was gonna have us swimming with Big Daddies again, has hit a serious snag, like trying to swim with a boulder tied to your feet. 🧱🏊‍♂️💀 According to the all-knowing oracle Bloomberg (aka our fave tea-spilling source), 2K Games execs were all like, “Nah fam, this narrative is more ‘meh’ than ‘epic’.” 🤔💩💀 They believe they have a "good game" 🌈 but are on the grind to turn it into something that’s actually “great.” Like, make it smack harder than that first bite of a Class A Big Daddy! 💰🔥 And just when you thought things couldn't get worse—Cloud Chamber’s studio head Kelley Gilmor is apparently packing her virtual bags. 🧳✈️ Meanwhile, 2K be like Drake pointing unconvincingly: "You should have cared more!" 🤦‍♂️🫡 Here’s an imaginary convo I totally eavesdropped on 😅: **Developer:** “So, how many times do we have to rewrite the story?!” **2K Exec:** “As many times as we sell you overpriced skins! Just ask the players!” 💸🤣 🔥🤖🔥 HOT TAKE: BioShock 4 is going to be so delayed it will drop as a next-gen launch title, and we'll all be speedrunning our blood pressure meds by then. 💊💨 #BioSnore #RaptureRewind 🚀🚀