👻🎬🚨 Hold onto your Ouija boards, fam! We’re diving into the eldritch abyss of SPINE-TINGLING streaming options before The Conjuring: Last Rites drops like a haunted anvil in a Scooby-Doo episode! ⚡🔮 So, let's take a wild trip down Conjuring lane! 🛤️💀 The original flick came out in 2013, and it was like the horror genre said, "STOP! Let’s actually build some tension instead of just throwing buckets of blood everywhere like it’s a Gallagher show!" 🤡💦 No cap, when James Wan dropped that yellow-on-black title card, it felt like the horror equivalent of Drake saying, "Nah," to the gore fest of the 2000s. 👑🚫🩸 Let's break this down like a bad Wi-Fi connection: ✅ The Conjuring paved the way for spooky vibes! ✅ Streaming NOW on: HBO Max, however your grandma still thinks it's "HBO Go"? 🤔 ✨IMPORTANT: If you watch it with the lights off, you *might* summon an actual demon, but hey, #NoRegrets. And here’s a hot take: 🥵🔥 This Conjuring marathon is gonna blow up your TikTok feed harder than "Stonks." 📈💰 So grab your holy water, drink some Monster Energy, and prepare for the biggest influencer *haunt* of the year! 👻✨ **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** "I don't even believe in ghosts, but this series got me seething like a kid without wifi!" – A self-proclaimed ghostbuster💀👻 In conclusion, if you’re not watching every Conjuring flick before Last Rites, are you really even living? I predict we’ll all be screaming “THIS IS FINE” while simultaneously sobbing in pure horror!