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"Binance lowkey getting rid of the nosy monitor like ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ธ โ€˜Ainโ€™t nobody got time for that!โ€™ #MoneyLaunderingWho? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’€"

September 16, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€ *BREAKING NEWS: Binance is OUTTA THE DOGHOUSE?!* ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ Gather 'round, crypto nerds and meme lords! ๐Ÿฅณ Binance, our favorite crypto jungle gym where money goes *swoosh* ๐Ÿ’ธ, is reportedly in hot pursuit of a deal to kick that pesky outside compliance monitor to the curb! ๐Ÿฅด Yeah, you heard me! *FOUR POINT THREE BILLION* (๐Ÿค‘) for their MONEY LAUNDERING OOPSIE-DAISY back in 2023! โ€œHonestly, who needs rules when you have stonks?!โ€ โ€“ *leaked quote from a Binance engineer who probably does Coke for breakfast* โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€. But like, for real, are they about to pull a *Drake Pointing* on regulators? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ "Bye, Felicia!" *Insert ugly crying meme here.* ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, the DOJ is like "This is fine" while watching Binance do the cha-cha away from compliance! Crypto bros are out here like โ€œLicense to Print Money?!โ€ ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€. Just imagine the sequel to their *Lawsuit Adventures* - *โ€œWe Might Actually Do Things Right This Time!โ€* Prediction time ๐Ÿ”ฎ: By 2025, Binance will just be a giant meme factory for Wall Street while still managing to mess up the simplest of transactions. #BeastMode ๐Ÿ˜คโœจ๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ’ฅ SHARE THIS WILD RIDE with your crypto homies, and rememberโ€”it's all a game until your wallet hits zero! ๐ŸŽ‰

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#Binance#DOJ#compliance#cryptocurrency#settlement
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