🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 Bill Gates, the dude who made a fortune selling your grandma’s favorite operating system, is now launching a fellowship program for 22 startups, and it’s spicier than a bowl of jalapeño 💩! 💰🔥💪 So, here’s the tea: Bill is throwing open the gates (pun intended, you nerds) and welcoming global founders who are probably ready to disrupt your coffee shop experience with their new “plant-based, AI-driven, blockchain cappuccinos” ☕🤖🪙. 💬 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I just hope one of these startups can invent a way to get my 9-hour workday down to 2 hours. No cap.” 😂 Now, before you hit that snooze button on this article, think about it: Bill’s trying to diversify in a world that’s more uncertain than your friend’s life choices 🤡. But let’s be real, this is also a major “meh” from the dude who once tried to convince us Clippy was cool. *cue Drake meme pointing to the “yikes” button* 😳 **Prediction:** In 2030, startups funded by this fellowship will either be making us all rich or forcing us to trade our souls for Wi-Fi. You heard it here first! 🚀👀 #BasedOrCringe?