🌬️💨 BREAKING: Bill Gates just dropped a fresh power move that even your grandma's Facebook posts can't compete with! 🤖💰 AirLoom is turning turbines and dreams into electricity as they kick off building their FIRST power plant! 🌍🛠️ But wait... hold up! 😳 Cue: President Trump 😤🚫🦅 waging WAR on wind power like he’s the main character in a low-budget action flick! 💥 No cap, he’s out here throwing shade on green energy like it's an ex-employee at Trump Tower. Meanwhile, wind power is out here trying to find its footing, struggling with costs that got everyone feeling like 🥴. Rumor has it, an insider at AirLoom was overheard saying, "We thought we were in the CLEAR but it looks like we brought a wind chime to a gunfight!" 💀🔫 And let’s be real, onshore wind power at $61 per megawatt-hour? STONKS folks! 📈 But hold onto your solar panels—when your energy competitor is getting bodied by the Trumpinator, that’s a L you can’t ignore. My unhinged prediction? 🌌💥 Get ready for SpaceX to launch a wind farm on Mars! Elon will be like, "Wind? That’s so Earth, bro." 🚀🌪️ Let's meme the renewable revolution, fam!