🚨🤑 DEAL ALERT! IT'S ABOUT TO GET WILD! 🚨🤑 So, listen up, fam! 🤡💀 Today’s 9to5Toys Lunch Break is SERVING UP deals hotter than your last relationship! We got a **Midnight 16GB M3 MacBook Air** for a whopping $659 off, and no, this isn't a meme! 💔🚀 You could buy a whole PS5 or a lot of avocado toast with that kind of savings. "It's basically like finding a rare Pokémon 🥳," says one imaginary Apple developer who definitely exists in the tech dimension. But wait, it gets juicier! M4 MacBook Airs are dropping like they're hot 🔥 - and by hot, I mean *$200* off, like your best friend's disco ball on a Saturday night! 🕺✨ Oh, and let's not forget about the new **Qi2 25W MagSafe Charger** - it's cheaper than your last impulse buy at the corner store! 🤖💰 Everything is on sale, but remember, if you don’t get these deals, just know you’re seething in the land of cringe. Drake says, “Deal or no deal? 🤷‍♂️” My hot take? Pretty soon we’ll be trading in our brains for Apple products – galaxy brain-level commitment to stonks 🤯💸! So buckle up, Buttercup! 🛸