🔥🎉 **BREAKING: Big Tech vs. Texas - The Censorship Showdown!** 🎉🔥 In the latest episode of *As the Tech Turns*, our boys at Big Tech are throwing hands—*actual* hands—at Texas over their brand-spankin’-new age-verification law. The Computer & Communications Industry Association (CCIA) just dropped a lawsuit like it’s hot, claiming the law is basically a dystopian “broad censorship regime” 😱✨. 💀 So what’s the deal? Texas is trying to protect minors from the dark forces of the internet. But hold on, fam, Big Tech's out here like Drake in that meme, pointing and screaming “NOPE!” 🙅‍♂️ while clutching their money bags. 💰💼 One *real* Texas developer was overheard saying, “Can you even imagine? Verification? What is this, 2005? Just let me throw my kids' faces on the screen and call it a day! 🤡” Listen, I get it—no one wants to be the app store version of a strict parent (imagine the cringe 😩). But is this a step towards a safer future or just Texas flexing their cowboy hat? 🤠 🚀 **Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be verifying our ages with DNA tests and a TikTok dance-off. Get ready to seethe, Big Tech! 🔥🔥**