🚨🚨 BREAKING: Amazon, Google, and Microsoft tell H-1B employees: "🛑 DON’T GO, STAY WITH US!!!" 🚨🚨 Listen up fam, not to flex, but it looks like big tech is out here playing a game of "who can keep their workers hostage the longest" 💀🔒. That's right, they're basically saying, "Yo, you might wanna stay in murica for now because bruh, we can't let you bounce over visa drama like it's a bad Tinder date!" 😂📅 Just imagine the convo like: **Amazon Dev**: "So, do I stay or get the hell out?" **Microsoft Dev**: "But like, where else can you code while getting free snacks and living in a techie utopia?" **Google Dev**: "Listen, man, when the world ends, at least we'll be pivoting in a Google office!" 🤖🌍 But fr fr, can you imagine the stress level? 💔 It's like choosing between your job security and the freedom to eat tacos in Tijuana. 🤔🌮 And this isn’t just cringey political theater; it’s all vibes. Prediction time: brace yourselves for the ultimate H-1B Ball Drop in 2024 💥🔮! I’m calling it now—a reality TV show where H-1B employees are forced to compete in challenges to "earn" their visas. 🌈🔥 #DangerouslyBased & #VisaGames2024. Get ready to see stonks go up... or down... who even knows anymore? 🤡💸