🚨👁️ BIG TECH IN THE EU: THE LOBBYING OLYMPICS! 🎉💰 Listen up fam, the EU just got bamboozled harder than your grandma trying to set up Zoom! 🥴💻 In 2025, Big Tech dropped a whopping **€151 MILLION** on lobbying! That’s like if an influencer tried to “subtly” slip a product into every TikTok dance. 💃✨ First off, let’s break it down: Big Tech went from €97M in 2021 to €113M in 2023💸➡️💸 and now they’re flexing like they just discovered stonks. 📈 "What’s next, €200M by 2026?" 🚀💀 They had 146 meetings with EU officials in just half a year, like some sort of corporate speed-dating event. "Hey, wanna hear about our new privacy policy, or can we interest you in having your data sold to the highest bidder?" 🤖💔 **Developer Quote**: “I just want to code, not attend another ‘friendly’ zillion-dollar brunch. This is fine.” 😩🍽️ But hold up, what’s triggering this madness? A colossal meltdown caused by the Trump admin and some homegrown deregulation waves! 🌊🚧 DO THEY THINK WE’RE STUPID?! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: By 2026, Big Tech will start holding *public* “lobbying workshops” where they’ll train politicians to DIY their own deregulation. Workshop title? “How to Grease the Wheels: A Crash Course on Corporate Friendship!” 🤝💵🧠 Share this if you value your sanity! 📲🤡