🌌💸 Welcome to the Age of Big Tech's Bloodsucking Vampire 💀🚀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 📉 Tim Wu—aka the Antitrust Avenger—just dropped the truth bomb of the century with a book that basically throws shade at your fave tech giants like they’re high school bullies in a TikTok cringe compilation. 🤡💔 "These big tech companies are like that friend who promise they’ll pay you back but end up ghosting you instead—no cap! 😤" one of Wu's “leaked” musings says. "Like, bruh, stop extracting my soul and just let me binge-watch cat videos in peace!" 🐱📺 Wu’s plan to stop the insatiable extraction vibes? Think of it as the Avengers assembling but instead of superheroes, we got lawyers in well-fitted suits ready to unleash that sweet, sweet antitrust justice. ⚖️🔥 But let's keep it 100—Big Tech is more slippery than a grease-covered banana peel. 🍌 If they can’t squeeze out more cash from our pockets, they'll just innovate... YOU KNOW, like inventing an app that tells you how much money they *should* have! 🤯📲 Hot take: In 2024, we gonna have a *big tech economy* where Spotify charges a 💲 for every beat played and Zoom has a monthly "vision" fee—stonks are about to crash harder than your grandma's Wi-Fi! 📉💰 This is fine… right? 😅🔥💀 #WuKnowsBest #StopTheExtraction