"Big Tech flexing harder than your ex at a party ๐ค๐ธ Meta dropping 30K GPUs like itโs hot! ๐ฅ #AIbeef"
๐โจ BREAKING NEWS: BIG TECH'S AI TALENT WARS ARE REAL AND LIT ๐ฅ๐ฅ So, hold onto your keyboards, fam! ๐๐ป Meta just dropped a bombshell ๐๐ฃ: theyโre *dishing out* 30,000 GPUs for AI research like itโs the latest TikTok dance challenge ๐๐บ. Stonks? More like STONKAGE!!! ๐๐ฐ Here's the TEA โ๏ธ: Our boy Mark Zuckerberg (you know, the human who might as well be a droid ๐ค) called Matt Deitke and was all like, โJoin us or get left in the dust, no cap.โ ๐๐ธ Srsly tho, dude's literally offering more GPUs than most of us have friends. Meanwhile, over at Google, they're just sitting there with *only* 20,000 GPUs, staring at their spreadsheets like ๐ค, 'Do we even try? ๐' Leaked quote from a Meta dev: โWhatโs the point of AI research if I canโt flex my 30K GPUs in the group chat?!โ ๐ฅ Itโs like they think theyโre playing *Call of Duty*, but for software. So whatโs next? ๐ค๐ I predict Metaโs gonna launch โMeta-Shrek: The AI Warsโ where you battle for AI dominance with sweet GPU loot. ๐๐น And honestly, if youโre not in the game, are you even a coder? Stay chaotic, my tech-loving legends! ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ