🌟✨ BREAKING NEWS: BIG TECH'S AI TALENT WARS ARE REAL AND LIT 🔥🔥 So, hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🚀💻 Meta just dropped a bombshell 🎉💣: they’re *dishing out* 30,000 GPUs for AI research like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge 💃🕺. Stonks? More like STONKAGE!!! 📈💰 Here's the TEA ☕️: Our boy Mark Zuckerberg (you know, the human who might as well be a droid 🤖) called Matt Deitke and was all like, “Join us or get left in the dust, no cap.” 👀💸 Srsly tho, dude's literally offering more GPUs than most of us have friends. Meanwhile, over at Google, they're just sitting there with *only* 20,000 GPUs, staring at their spreadsheets like 🤔, 'Do we even try? 😂' Leaked quote from a Meta dev: “What’s the point of AI research if I can’t flex my 30K GPUs in the group chat?!” 💥 It’s like they think they’re playing *Call of Duty*, but for software. So what’s next? 🤔👇 I predict Meta’s gonna launch “Meta-Shrek: The AI Wars” where you battle for AI dominance with sweet GPU loot. 💚👹 And honestly, if you’re not in the game, are you even a coder? Stay chaotic, my tech-loving legends! 💀💣🔮