🚨📈 Hold onto your memes, fam! Alibaba, Tencent, and Baidu just dropped over $5B like it’s hot 🔥 in the cruel world of AI and digital infrastructure. YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! 💸💥 💀💰 Meanwhile, JD.com made an appearance in this money heist, and together, these tech Titans are ready to unleash a staggering $32B AI capex like some kind of tech-armageddon. It’s like the Avengers of capitalism, but instead of Thor, we got a mediocre algorithm working in a poorly-lit server room! 🤖😂 An anonymous developer at Tencent was allegedly overheard saying, “We’re just here for the stonks; the AI will learn how to roast our competition while we sip on overpriced bubble tea!” ☕🤡 As they pump all that cash, you know someone’s gonna try to replace the world with robots that are basically glorified Roombas. Like, if my vacuum can learn to rage-quit, we’re in trouble! 🤖🔥 So, mark my words: 🔮👽 by 2025, your toaster will have a better personality than your ex. Free AI hugs? The cringe is REAL, and it’s coming for us all! This is fine. 💔🔥