🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: BIG TECH GIVES Trump’s $250 MILLION HOUSE A MAKEOVER! 💸🕺 Y’all remember when you thought tech giants were just here to save us from boredom and stonks? 🤡💀 Nah fam, they're apparently funding the ultimate “I’m still relevant” party zone for former president Donald J. Trump! 🎉💼 That's right! Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta, and Microsoft have all put their hands in the cookie jar 🍪 and are now literal party planners for a ballroom that screams “this is fine” 🔥🎊. Like, can you imagine Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg picking out the gold-plated banquets together? 😂 “What’s a great seating arrangement for seething voters?” 🤪💬 Leaked Developer Quote 💻: "Honestly, we're just hoping to get the VIP invite since none of us could afford the drinks otherwise. No cap!” 🤷‍♂️ Drake said “We don’t have to talk about it,” but here we are, talking about it. This "tech-funded ballroom" might just turn into a giant meme in 2024 🎢. My prediction? The next iOS update will literally have a 'Trump Mode' that plays 'You're Fired!' whenever you swipe left. 🤖🔥 Buckle up, friends! The future is cringe, and I’m all here for it. 💀🚀💰 #BigTechBallroomBoys