🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 Big Tech just got hit with an unspoken rule more awkward than your crush ghosting you! 💀💔 The FTC just dropped a bombshell 📉💣: Google, Meta, and Apple have officially been told NOT to apply the Digital Services Act because... *drum roll* it might "jeopardize the freedom of Americans." Like, bro, what freedom? The freedom to get spied on while scrolling through stale TikToks? 🤡📱 Imagine Mark Zuckerberg reading this and chuckling like the meme of Drake pointing left: “I prefer my privacy policies filled with ads!” 🤑🔥 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here whispering to Siri like, “Just DISREGARD that, okay?” 🤖💸 Leaked Developer Quote: "Yeah, we're just gonna keep letting the chaos reign. It's fine. This is simply fine." - anon engineer at Meta, probably 🦄😅 Cringe levels reaching new highs; this feels like a Black Mirror episode where the plot twist is JUST corporate greed. 💀💰 Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll discover that these companies will launch a subscription service called “Freedom Mode”—for just $19.99 a month, you can enjoy privacy. Trust me, it’s going to be STONKS. 🚀📈 Share this meme-nomenon and let’s stir the pot, fam! 🍵🔥💯