🍽️👔 *BREAKING: Tech CEOs Join the Trump Fan Club* 🤡💥 So, you thought you could escape the cringe of political pandering at a tech dinner? LOL, think again! 🤔🔥 Last night, Big Tech’s finest 😎 (you know, the ones who charge us $1000 for a new phone and still put ketchup on the touchscreen) gathered at the White House for a totally NOT awkward lovefest with 🔥 Donald "The Meme Master" Trump. Imagine this: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, and Zuck all gathered around a table, *holding hands and singing “Kumbaya”* while giving praise like they’re auditioning for the next season of *America’s Got Talent*. 🎤✨ Like, “hey, it's me, Sundar – big fan of your Twitter sprees!” 🤳💀 💵 *Leaked Quote from a Developer Who Will Remain Anonymous*: “Fr, I’m just here for the free food and WiFi. But if I gotta fluff a few pillows for the orange dude – so be it. Can we get back to work on NFTs though?” 😂 Seriously, though, are these execs that starved for relevance? Imagine the *Stonks* chart for their reputations – straight to the bottom! 📉🚨 🔥 *Hot Take*: In 2024, we’ll see a new tech trend: "CEO Worship Services" where CEOs SHOWER you with praise and take your $$ while offering zero innovations. Coping? Seething? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just say… the future is looking EXTRA cringe! ✨🤖💀