📉💀 BREAKING: In the most epic plot twist since the "This Is Fine" dog meme, US companies just decided to play a game of “Who Can Fire the Most Employees?” 🎮🔥 153,074 souls sent packing in October alone—LIKE WHAT?! That’s THREE times more than last October! 🤯💰 AI is flexing on everyone harder than your gym bro during leg day, reshaping industries like it’s baking cookies! 🍪🤖 Meanwhile, corporate cost-cutting has reached legendary status. “Stonks? More like 🤡 'no stonks'!” a "leaked" developer was heard saying over a sad cup of coffee. ☕️😢 The corporate world is on that Drake pointing meme—pointing at AI but wishing “please don’t take my job!” 🙌💁‍♂️✨ And fr fr, what's next? Robots rolling into your 9-5 and saying, “I’ll take it from here”? YUP, that’s the vibe! 🚀🦾 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, job interviews will look like a Zoom call with AI overlords asking if you can predict the stock market—“No cap, if you can’t code, you might as well pack your bags and become a TikTok star!” 💃📱🔥 So, who’s ready to get replaced by a robot? Sign me up! 🤣✨ #AIoverlords #JobCuts2023