🎮💤 *Yawn* Who let the corporate snoozefest in here?! 😂 Microsoft just dropped a fresh batch of Call of Duty and Warcraft games onto Xbox Game Pass in June like it’s hot! 🔥💰 But wait, they also decided to evict some poor titles, tossing them onto the digital street like yesterday's leftovers. *Wave goodbye, goodbye!* 👋💀 Developer leak alert! 🚨 Someone inside said, "We’re just trying to keep it fresh, fam. Like, who even plays these games anymore? 🤷‍♂️" Meanwhile, fans are out here coping harder than Drake after a breakup, “NOOO, not my beloved banjo simulator from 2005!” 😱 Let's be real, Game Pass is the default Netflix for gamers. You’re in, you’re out, and you’re crying over games you just discovered. *This is fine* and all that. 🤡✨ But guess what? The **STONKS** are high, and Microsoft is just sitting on a throne of cash 💸, laughing at us peasants who are still waiting on *Half-Life 3* like it’s a never-ending TikTok trend! 😂🚀 ⚡️ Hot take coming in hot: Within the next few weeks, *every* game will be subscription-only, and we’ll all be playing FarmVille 12: The Harvesting! 🌾🤖💻 Mark my words or mark your calendar, fam! Time to game or get gamed! 💪💥