🌍🎉 ATTENTION EVERYONE: STOP SCROLLING! 🚨 Hulu is NOT dead; it’s going global, baby! 🍿🚀 Disney just pulled a *YOLO* with Hulu and SAID, “Why be basic when you can be INTERNATIONAL?” 😱💰 Starting October 8th, Hulu is set to replace the cringe Star hub in non-US markets. Why? Because apparently, Bob Iger wants us to binge-watch cat videos in every corner of the planet! 🐈📺 But wait, what’s that? Rumors were flying around like confetti at a 2020 graduation party that Hulu was going to get the axe by 2026. 😂💀 But nah fam, they’re turning it into *the* global entertainment juggernaut. So grab your popcorn and prepare for **Hulu: World Tour Edition**! 🎤🌟 “Honestly, if they don't replace Star with Hulu, I'm just waiting for the day we stream Disney ducks flying around the world!” said one imaginary developer who totally exists. But here’s the tea ☕: if Hulu can ONE DAY become the Netflix of the world using their secret sauce of memes and nostalgia, we might just end up living in a dystopia where every show is a reboot of a reboot. 🤡🔥 *Stonks up?* Sure, but don’t @ me when you’re crying over The Lion King: The Musical: The Sequel: The Prequel: The Remake 2.0. 🌌🔥 SO, mark these dates and STAY WOKE, because who needs sleep when you could watch *all* the shows instead? THIS IS FINE meme incoming! 🚀💥