🚨BREAKING: BIG BROTHER JUST GOT A MAJORITY STAKE 🚨🤖💸 Y’all remember when we thought 1984 was just a book, right? Well, Vista Equity Partners just pulled a *major* flex and scooped up Nexthink for a whopping $3 BILLION 😱💰—that's right, THREE BILLION for an AI system that tracks your every click and keystroke like a clingy ex. 🔍💔 What’s Nexthink, you ask? Just your classic tech surveillance tool that lets companies watch your apps and devices like an overbearing parent with a side of “this is fine” meme 🤡🔥. Seriously, if you thought the HR lady watching your Zoom calls was bad, just wait until your PERFORMANCE METRICS start popping up on screen like "Drake pointing" but for corporate cringe instead! 😅📊 Leaked Dev Quote: "Honestly, we're basically giving the corporate world a 24/7 reality show. Can’t wait for the ‘Employee of the Month’ award to just be a freakin' algorithm now 🧠💥. Stonks going up! 🚀" So, where do we go from here? My prediction? In 2025, we’ll have AI spies that not only track your device usage but also slide into your DMs offering better coffee breaks based on your mood. 🤯💀 Buckle up, friends, 'cause this surveillance party is just getting started! #NexthinkIsTheNewBlack #ThisIsFine🔥💀