🚨🔊 BREAKING: The 2025 VB Transform Innovation Showcase is about to drop harder than your mom's phone in 2011! Seven companies are stepping up to the mic to drop some AI heat at the main stage in SF on June 25! 🔥🤖 🔍 Let’s keep it 100: Do we even have to say “AI innovations” at this point? It’s like saying your grandma’s cookies are “edible” – no cap, they better be! 🍪👵💥 Here’s how the competition's shaping up: 1️⃣ Company A: "We’ve turned your existential dread into a chatbot." 🤡 2️⃣ Company B: "AI that predicts your next bad decision. Spoiler: It’s always buying stock in Blockbuster." 💸 3️⃣ Company C: "Transform your cringe Zoom calls into reality with our holograms!" (Which only work half the time... 🙈) *Leaked dev quote:* "Honestly, we're just trying to make it look like we’re not just training our AIs on cat videos." - AnonymouseDev 🐱💀 This is where the drama unfolds, folks! Will they impress the investors or end up presenting like your awkward cousin at Thanksgiving? 🤬🍗 🚀 So mark your calendars, fam! June 25 is gonna be lit, or it’s gonna be like "this is fine" in a burning room. 🔥💔 🔮 **Hot Take Alert:** By 2026, we’ll have AI so advanced that it'll start charging us rent for our own thoughts. 🧠💰💀 #Stonks